1. |
Backflips for Jesus
02:26
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Spin spin, bleach bleach! Spin spin bleach bleach!
I kill more time
As I wait
For the spin-dry
To clean my whites
While I'm weighed down
By pockets of change!
Can't get this stain out my favorite shirt
No matter how hard I try
Guess it's time
That I use some bleach
It's not fit to be Tide
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2. |
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Here come the locusts to mosh to oblivion
White-belted army
So full of angst
But it's just a case
Of Chicken-shit conformity
We don't want it
We don't need it
They're all singing the same songs
We're so sick of the breakdowns
Wanna tear 'em up
Wanna take 'em down
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3. |
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You're Just
Gears in their machine
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4. |
...Refresh My Memory
03:14
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This is the part
Where I scream gr1m & tr00
Forcing my larynx
Until I will spew
Get your ass out that fucking chair!
This is something you won't normally hear
It's a song
With a good beat
Let you dance with lots of flair
So get out
On the dance floor
Cut a rug without a care
Hurry up
Before the beats change
Fall down and split your pants
You. Can't. Hold. Us. Back. Cuz. We're. Fucked!
Back to the vocal part
That I do fear
Pray that salvation
Will finally be near
It's the slow part!
I sing slowlier
Because the tempo
Is slow
Much more
I scream
A bit more
Because it's coming
The fast again
Now that part
Has come back
Really fast
Need a rest
Out of breath
Can't keep up
Hope they stop
Pretty soon
Cuz I can't
Handle this
Vocal style
Holy fuck!
I can't take much more of this
I need to change up or I'll puke
FUCK IT!
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5. |
Bower's Castle
03:36
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Got my game in hand & the TVs on
We're just about to play
Got my bong -it's packed- & my stash is out
So we'll get fucking blazed
Won at Blades of Steel & I just beat NARC
Move on to Simon's Quest
Of all the games that I love to play
Know Earthbound is the best
So I drop a dose & I start my trip
Our journey's underway
ALl my friends are here & Maddens on
Get high and play all day
CHICKEN BEAT!
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6. |
The Murderous Sound
02:46
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Got so tired
Of playing things so safe
So we built us up a monster and we'll throw it in your face
It's big, like, the Hulk
Or something
But even we have no control over the beast
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
We ain't gonna stop
Soon you'll hate us too!
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
Feed! Me! A Cookie!
Now it's out
And laying kids to waste
So everybody wants us to try to put it in it's place
We say to them
Go fuck yourself
It ain't evil just raising a little hell
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
Brace yourself for violence!
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7. |
My Pet Lobster
02:35
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I have a little tale for you
"Once upon a time"
Had a friend through & through
But killed him in good time
Once was such a pal
Always by my side
Once was, now he's gone
Butter by his side
(Don't even ask me what Tenderheart Bear is talking about)
Want to
Know about his kind
Want to
Tell you about his life
Want to
Remember about our time
Know that
I made him die!
Kitties! Yeah!
Puppies! Yeah!
Bunnies! Yeah!
Hamsters! Yeah!
Mousies! Yeah!
Pelican! Yeah!
Horsies! Yeah!
Lobster! Yeah!*
Someone went
Went under a dock
It wasn't a
It wasn't a rock
PET LOBSTER
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8. |
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Once there was a time
Shared your world with mine
You felt our love was true
That was just a lie
I do it all the time
To get what I want from you
Is to fuck you
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Oh baby! You know it's true
You don't love me,
You just love my doggy style
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9. |
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Here come the locusts to mosh to oblivion
White-belted army
So full of angst
But it's just a case
Of Chicken-shit conformity
We don't want it
We don't need it
They're all singing the same songs
We're so sick of the breakdowns
Wanna tear 'em up
Wanna take 'em down
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10. |
Do Me A Favore
02:20
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Looks like you need a ride
To the emergency room
Again
Homo!
Looks like you need a ride
To the emergency room
So where's your Fallout Boy to save you?
Next time, do us a favor
And go down the river
Instead of crossing the streams
Hey! Ho! You're dead!
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11. |
I Haz Bucket
01:39
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LUNCH!
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
*It's bacon!*
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
What the fuck?
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
(story-time by Tenderheart Bear withheld due to drugusegenius)
Shut up Mike!
I am the hungry man!
Who does what hungry can!
I want it all with biggie fries & biggie shake and
I don't care what it is I just want more
So give up and don't forget
The gravy on
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
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12. |
30 Dogs & A Suitcase
02:39
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Same old story: useless dead thing
So many will befriend that corpse
Let's dig that fucker up
And see just what hollow was
He's been raped and
He's been beat down
Nothing left but shallow eyes
Grab the ribcage
Make a wish
Make sure the sun don't rise
Ring around the rosy
Pockets full of pussy
Assholes! Assholes!
We all fall down
This is not
A memorial
What is now
Dead and gone should stay dead and gone
We stand for
Straight progress
Just learn from those sins and
Then let them go
I brought you fire!
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13. |
Live Intro
00:54
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Uh...I might have been doing the lyrics to a House Of Pain song...Not sure...
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14. |
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Spin spin, bleach bleach! Spin spin bleach bleach!
I kill more time
As I wait
For the spin-dry
To clean my whites
While I'm weighed down
By pockets of change!
Can't get this stain out my favorite shirt
No matter how hard I try
Guess it's time
That I use some bleach
It's not fit to be Tide
|
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15. |
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Got so tired
Of playing things so safe
So we built us up a monster and we'll throw it in your face
It's big, like, the Hulk
Or something
But even we have no control over the beast
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
We ain't gonna stop
Soon you'll hate us too!
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
Feed! Me! A Cookie!
Now it's out
And laying kids to waste
So everybody wants us to try to put it in it's place
We say to them
Go fuck yourself
It ain't evil just raising a little hell
It's fighting
Fucking what he eats
It's killing
Throwing bodies to the streets
It's winning
The unrelenting beast
Will it ever stop?
No it won't, fuck you
Brace yourself for violence!
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16. |
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This is the part
Where I scream gr1m & tr00
Forcing my larynx
Until I will spew
(Tenderheart Bear spilling his heart out on the mic)
Get your ass out that fucking chair!
This is something you won't normally hear
It's a song
With a good beat
Let you dance with lots of flair
So get out
On the dance floor
Cut a rug without a care
Hurry up
Before the beats change
Fall down and split your pants
You. Can't. Hold. Us. Back. Cuz. We're. Fucked!
Back to the vocal part
That I do fear
Pray that salvation
Will finally be near
It's the slow part!
I sing slowlier
Because the tempo
Is slow
Much more
I scream
A bit more
Because it's coming
The fast again
Now that part
Has come back
Really fast
Need a rest
Out of breath
Can't keep up
Hope they stop
Pretty soon
Cuz I can't
Handle this
Vocal style
Holy fuck!
I can't take much more of this
I need to change up or I'll puke
FUCK IT!
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17. |
I Haz Bucket (Live)
02:15
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LUNCH!
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
*It's bacon!*
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
What the fuck?
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
(Tenderheart Bear showing his everlasting love for Prince Albert)
Shut up Mike!
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18. |
My Pet Lobster (Live)
02:10
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I have a little tale for you
"Once upon a time"
Had a friend through & through
But killed him in good time
Once was such a pal
Always by my side
Once was, now he's gone
Butter by his side
(Tenderheart Bear babbling)
Want to
Know about his kind
Want to
Tell you about his life
Want to
Remember about our time
Know that
I made him die!
Kitties! Yeah!
Puppies! Yeah!
Bunnies! Yeah!
Hamsters! Yeah!
Mousies! Yeah!
Pelican! Yeah!
Horsies! Yeah!
Lobster! Yeah!*
Someone went
Went under a dock
It wasn't a
It wasn't a rock
PET LOBSTER
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19. |
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Once there was a time
Shared your world with mine
You felt our love was true
That was just a lie
I do it all the time
To get what I want from you
Is to fuck you
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Oh baby! You know it's true
You don't love me,
You just love my doggy style
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20. |
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Same old story: useless dead thing
So many will befriend that corpse
Let's dig that fucker up
And see just what hollow was
He's been raped and
He's been beat down
Nothing left but shallow eyes
Grab the ribcage
Make a wish
Make sure the sun don't rise
Ring around the rosy
Pockets full of pussy
Assholes! Assholes!
We all fall down
This is not
A memorial
What is now
Dead and gone should stay dead and gone
We stand for
Straight progress
Just learn from those sins and
Then let them go
I brought you fire!
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21. |
Bower's Castle (Live)
03:47
|
|||
Got my game in hand & the TVs on
We're just about to play
Got my bong -it's packed- & my stash is out
So we'll get fucking blazed
Won at Blades of Steel & I just beat NARC
Move on to Simon's Quest
Of all the games that I love to play
Know Earthbound is the best
So I drop a dose & I start my trip
Our journey's underway
ALl my friends are here & Maddens on
Get high and play all day
CHICKEN BEAT!
|
||||
22. |
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Here come the locusts to mosh to oblivion
White-belted army
So full of angst
But it's just a case
Of Chicken-shit conformity
We don't want it
We don't need it
They're all singing the same songs
We're so sick of the breakdowns
Wanna tear 'em up
Wanna take 'em down
|
||||
23. |
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LUNCH!
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
*It's bacon!*
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
What the fuck?
Pickles in a jar! Pickles in a jar!
I love mother-fucking pickles in a jar!
(story-time by Tenderheart Bear withheld due to drugusegenius)
Shut up Mike!
I am the hungry man!
Who does what hungry can!
I want it all with biggie fries & biggie shake and
I don't care what it is I just want more
So give up and don't forget
The gravy on
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
|
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24. |
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Looks like you need a ride
To the emergency room
Again
Homo!
Looks like you need a ride
To the emergency room
So where's your Fallout Boy to save you?
Next time, do us a favor
And go down the river
Instead of crossing the streams
Hey! Ho! You're dead!
|
||||
25. |
||||
Here come the locusts to mosh to oblivion
White-belted army
So full of angst
But it's just a case
Of Chicken-shit conformity
We don't want it
We don't need it
They're all singing the same songs
We're so sick of the breakdowns
Wanna tear 'em up
Wanna take 'em down
|
||||
26. |
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Once there was a time
Shared your world with mine
You felt our love was true
That was just a lie
I do it all the time
To get what I want from you
Is to fuck you
TITS OR GET THE FUCK OUT!
Oh baby! You know it's true
You don't love me,
You just love my doggy style
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27. |
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Same old story: useless dead thing
So many will befriend that corpse
Let's dig that fucker up
And see just what hollow was
He's been raped and
He's been beat down
Nothing left but shallow eyes
Grab the ribcage
Make a wish
Make sure the sun don't rise
Ring around the rosy
Pockets full of pussy
Assholes! Assholes!
We all fall down
This is not
A memorial
What is now
Dead and gone should stay dead and gone
We stand for
Straight progress
Just learn from those sins and
Then let them go
I brought you fire!
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28. |
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I have a little tale for you
"Once upon a time"
Had a friend through & through
But killed him in good time
Once was such a pal
Always by my side
Once was, now he's gone
Butter by his side
(Babbling by Tenderheart Bear)
Want to
Know about his kind
Want to
Tell you about his life
Want to
Remember about our time
Know that
I made him die!
Kitties! Yeah!
Puppies! Yeah!
Bunnies! Yeah!
Hamsters! Yeah!
Mousies! Yeah!
Pelican! Yeah!
Horsies! Yeah!
Lobster! Yeah!*
Someone went
Went under a dock
It wasn't a
It wasn't a rock
PET LOBSTER
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29. |
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34. |
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35. |
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36. |
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37. |
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Here come the elflings to stuff all our stockings
Green-booted army
Arms full of coal, but it's just a case of Santa Claus' policy
Don't want it
Don't need it
They just gave me more socks
So sick of the sweaters
Wanna take it off
Wanna drink some nog
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38. |
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You're Just Gears In Their Machine
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